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Stop everything.
Hold my calls. I need to stare at this newborn hippo.
Its little floppy ears <3 <3 <3
Aw~ un hipopotamito bebé ♥
(Source: urlesque)
I’m pretty sure that is a hairless guinea pig. :Ic
May I please hold the precious baby?
OMFGOMFGOMFG THAT IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE THE NOISE THAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS NOT HUMAN OMFG
I don’t care what you people say! Hippos don’t kill people!
How is it that cute???? It looks like an unfuzzy guinea pig!
Nearly 80k notes and no one’s realized this is a hairless guinea pig? Really?
Just wait until it grows up and becomes a murderous dung-slinging monstrosity with a bite force of 8100 N that attacks...